As a programmer, you get to operate in your own secret universe every single day, because you speak a special programming language or two that only fellow coders will recognise so, youll probably come to appreciate these 10 jokes only programmers will find funny. I dont know what title to use for this blog post what others are saying. J o k e simage courtesy of rakratchada torsap project managers should know 2. The first is a mechanical engineer, the second an electronics engineer and the third is a software engineer. An architect, artist, and engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with their wives or mistresses. Youll find cartoons and funny pictures about drinking, new computers, the government, and more. Test is dead is dead software testing, long live, crime, cartoon, fun. Software engineer, a hardware engineer and a branch manager were on their way to a meeting. So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Engineer jokes short funny engineer jokes one liners.
While project management is serious business, it is also important to have a light moment every once in a while actually, as often as possible. The car careened out of control, bouncing off guard rails until it. As promised, here are the part 2 of software testing humor and jokes. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the. The engineer tried to remember things about differential pressures, but resorted to climbing the steeple and lowering a string on a plumb bob until it touched the ground and then. Here is a totally unscientific rundown of the top ten tv shows that inspire or at least entertain engineers, as voted for by me and also my editors. Fortunately, the mechanical engineer is driving because the brakes fail as they are going downhill. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trashcan from his room with. Game grumps animated all danny era cartoons youtube.
Engineering humor a scientist can discover a new star, but he cannot make one. Make sure you really understand a new technique before you use it. The programmer leans over to the software engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. Help needed software testing marvel funny make me smile learning blog engineer cartoons models cartoon tester. What are some good jokes about software engineering. Quality control cartoons and comics funny pictures from. Normal people believe that if it aint broke, dont fix it. After a while, theyve got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators, which makes the engineer a. In any case i absolutely loved working on each and every one of these and again just a little something to hold you guys over for more oney cartoons. See more ideas about math cartoons, engineering and dont understand.
Clean engineer jokes our great gallery of engineering jokes. Testing engineers utilize three types of testing strategies which are known as black box, white box and gray box testing. The following jokes related to software testing have. In this post, i write about the best testing jokes ive collected over the years still, there are surprisingly few, maybe due to the 1st rule of ab testing. Computer jokes, humor, and cartoons about technology, software, microsoft, hardware, y2k problems, the internet and more. A project manager, hardware engineer and software engineer were in a car heading down a hill when the brakes failed. Computer jokes, internet jokes, software humor, and cartoons. The mechanical engineer eventually brings the car safely to a halt and gets out to examine the hydraulic systems. Following on from my project management jokes 1, 2, q. Therefore, project management jokes can be an ideal way to provide a bright spot in the midst of even the most complicated of tasks.
Engineering humour engineering jokes engineering funny. More 43 a customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the loca. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. Funny electrical engineering students and electricians images story today, we are going to be off topic may be not in some cases to show you some funny parts of electrical engineering that happens or happened around us. Cartoons and jokes are licensed under a creative commons attributionnoncommercial 4. Testing, software development, programming humor, systems engineering, tech.
The best project management jokes shared by project. Software testing jokes software testing fundamentals. The physicist runs to a chalkboard, calculates exactly how much water he will need to put out the fire, runs and finds that amount, puts out the fire, and survives. I will just pop open the hood and take a look at the motor. Apr, 2018 a physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician are all locked in separate burning buildings. A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a. Apr 11, 2014 project management jokes yes, they do exist. A collection of inspirational some of them outrageous quotations related to software testing. A software engineer, a hardware engineer and a branch manager were on their way to a meeting. Reboot your joke collection with these funny computer jokes, wifi puns and tech jokes that dont require a restart. To tell somebody that he is wrong is called criticism. Are you rushing around, trying to get everything done before the holidays next week. See more ideas about software testing, cartoon and manager humor.
Some are fairly obvious, some are fairly obscure and most, if n. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Oct 12, 2017 an engineer is someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand. If you like, ill be happy to consult with you on the behavior of your processes. The software engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. Funny cartoons, ranging in topics from automobiles to y2k problems. Software engineer funny sms jokes software engineering. Qa analysts 50,000, senior test analysts 50,000, test leads 60,000, technical leads 65,000 and test managers 75,000 complete the ladder. May 27, 2015 qa analysts 50,000, senior test analysts 50,000, test leads 60,000, technical leads 65,000 and test managers 75,000 complete the ladder. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed.
We decided the group members to share their favorite pm jokes with us and the response was very enthusiastic. When you tell him that you wont change something he has asked you to change, hell offer to allow you two other flaws in exchange for correcting. About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. How many test engineers does it take to change a light bulb. I dont have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now thats cool. Pinocchio funny test, office humor, software testing, pinocchio, just. A handbook of agile software craftsmanship robert c. If you missed the part 1, you can read it here have fun.
Weve assembled a list of the punniest puns we could find with engineering professionals in mind. A person with a developer background was hired as a software tester and. What are some the best software testing jokes and memes. The official dilbert website featuring scott adams dilbert strips, animation, mashups and more starring dilbert, dogbert, wally, the pointy haired boss, alice, asok, dogberts new ruling class and more. Updated daily, for more funny memes check our homepage. An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel. Russell dyas highlights an image from the software testing club which takes a. Do not hotlink the cartoon without the sites permission please. Just let me look at the fuse box and i will find the problem. You can share, remix, transform, copy, link to, redistribute cartoons and jokes but you cant sell them. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it. A software engineer, hardware engineer and company division manager were on their way to a meeting in switzerland. Train them young software testing, software development, engineer, cyber.
Here we go with the funniest ab testing jokes and cartoons in no particular order. Looking for a structured way to create a software testing plan. Funny clean jokessoftware engineers funny clean jokes. Engineers believe that if it aint broke, it doesnt have enough features yet. The engineer tried to remember things about differential pressures but resorted to climbing the steeple and lowering a string on a plumb bob until it touched the ground and then. Software testing, open book, i tried, summary, engineering, management, logos, quotes. When most people think about engineers, they probably imagine men and women working long hours to fix a broken machine or develop. Your love letters get returned to you marked up with red ink, highlighting your grammar and spelling mistakes. The main idea for this cartoon came from a developer i work with. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes failed. Clean jokes computer jokes enter your email address below for jokes by email once a week. Apr 01, 2018 in any case i absolutely loved working on each and every one of these and again just a little something to hold you guys over for more oney cartoons.
Then the second engineer, who was an electrical engineer, said, no, no,no. John ruskin quality is free, but only to those who are willing to pay heavily for it. Software engineers cartoons and comics funny pictures. Cartoon humor funny cartoons computer jokes decision tree quality quotes business analyst im trying you really engineer humor cartoon. The following jokes related to software testing have been compiled from forwarded emails and internet resources. I dont know where most of those came from, they were floating around on the net.
The engineer pulls out a calculator, calculates exactly how. The linkedin group humor in project management is a place where project managers from all around the world share their favorite jokes, quotes, and funny anecdotes, but also advice and best practice tips. Software testing humor and jokes that brighten your day. Facebook is showing information to help you better understand the purpose of a page. After all, engineers are tasked with designing and making things that carry disastrous consequences if they go awry, from bridges to pacemakers. Jan 22, 2014 computer engineer turned standup comic wayne cotter shares his background as a means to discuss the ways in which assumptions and stereotypes affect how we see ourselves and others. The third engineer, who was a chemical engineer, said, its just a. A testing engineers job includes designing, building and implementing effective testing strategies. Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6. What follows is some humor to provide the reader with a muchneeded break. The artist said, i enjoy the time i spend with my mistress because of all the passion and energy. Heres a chemical engineer joke i made up, and an older engineering joke. And a software engineer meets another software engineer. Dilbert on software testing programming humor, computer programming.